“Join the Dark Side”, says one, waving with his lightsaber. “No, don’t give in and come to the light”, argues the other one, activating her lasersword. You simply don’t give a damn, grab your own pair of lightsaber chopsticks and sit down at the head of the table to enjoy your meal.
With this set you will be able and most probably at some point have to choose a side. Choose carefully though and may the force be always with you.